Friday, January 31, 2014

What If
I was a twin
there was an airplane in my house
there was cookies waiting at home for me
i had a brand new car
i won the lottery
i saw my mom today
i saw marena today
i went to the bahammas for spring break
 i went to mexico this summer
 i went to cabo this summer
there was a spider in my shoe
there was a spider on my head
there was a spider on my shirt
there was a spider on my bag
there was a spider in my car
 there was a spider in my lunch
there was a spider in my bed
i saw a camel
i saw a zebra
i saw a clown
i saw a bumble bee
i was a race car driver
i was a ballerina
i had a husband
i had ten pairs of socks
oh wait i do
i got a new pair of uggs
i went to a chinese restaurant and ate food
i went to a taco place and ordered a hamburger
i went to an italian restaurant and ordered sushi

What if i won the lottery? thats not really so far fetched since i buy scratch tickets at least theree times a week. If i won the lottery i would pay for all my college in advance and save money for books. then i would buy a new car. Then i would help my dad pay off his debt. Then i would buy my mom a reaalllllyyy niced necklace. tehn i would take all my family to cancun where i am of legal age to drink and i would get really drunk and party for two weeks straight. I might go see the Isle de Mujeres or la playa de tortuga. or maybe just relax on the beach in a hammock. I would stay at a really fancy resort where theres waiters waiting on you everywhere. then i would stay at a local hotel so i could absorb more of the culture. I would brush up on my spanish and have conversations with the merchants in the market place where i would buy hand crafted mexican jewlery to take home to all my friends. i would send my family back home after two weeks and stay at least another month myself before returning to iowa and going to school and not have to work during school and i could live in an apartment all by myself and have as many pets as i wanted because i would be able to pay all the pet deposits and i would have so much money i could even build my own house just to go to college in and then sell it when im finished and move to cancun and be a pharmasist and let my family visit when ever they want. I would have a jet ski and money cant make oyu happy but ive never seen a sad person on a jet ski so id be pretty darn close. I would also try and raise enough money to outlaw math in school. at least after you start adding the alphabet in because its ridiclouse and nobody needs to know how to find the area of a triangle. or know how to get the circumfrience of a circle or basically any geometry whatsoever because you will never use it in your life and you  will stress so much over it and still get bad grades and it will emotionally disturb you the rest of you life. or you will just sleep in class and the teacher will hate you so much he doesnt wanna see you next year so he passes you with a d. either of those optionarent very pleasant so if i won the lottery then math would be something i would try and get rid of.

what if i went to cancun this summer? It woul dbe awesome. Ive been looking at going for two weeks its only like 1200 dollars and i realllllllly want to do it but idk what my parents would say if i went by myself. I just want to go and speak spanish and drink and lay on the beach for two weeks and just walk around and see all the little shops and plaes to eat. it would be amazing!!!!!!!! The more i think about it the more i want to go. it might be fangerous to go alone since im a girl and all but i think if i stayed in the tourist areas and didnt go very far out of them without a guid it would be ok. Anywhere in mexico would probably be fun to go but i know people who have been to cancun and they loved it so i really want to go. i want to take spanish in college but its like with all my geneds i dont have time or maney to . i took three years iin hgighschool but the longer i dont use it the more im losing and it scares me that i spent three years learning something only to forget it and never use it again. Cancun woul dbe so fun especiallly because the drinking age is 18 and i woul dl ove just gooing into a bar and ordering a drink. i dont think they would even id me since the age is 18 and im 19 and i look 20. well people tell me i look older then 19 but someone ided me for lottery tickets the other day and made me feel like a child. it was really sad. i think the guy just wanted to know how old i was honestly and i told him i was hurt and he just laughed at me. I thought i was looking pretty cute to but apparently i looked like a highschooler. and ive been out of hoghschool fo r a year. I dont know what to write any more. this class should be like neglish it says english 101 but its more like writing 101 and it gets old doing it every single day. like come on why cant we read a book or learn about something. im just sitting here babbbling about what i want to do this summer and i could be home sleeping right now.

What if chocolate was a dietary supplement.. but deliciouse to? well i would be in heaven because i love choclate. my favorite thing though is choclate milk. and when i say choclate milk i mean half syrup half milk like its really dark because nobody wants beige choclate milk that looks like dust. they want rich dark chocolate coloredc milk. I would be super in shape because i would eat choclate with every meal and if it was good for me then it would make me healthy and i would love chocolate even more. society tells me not to like choclat ebecause it will make you fat because societly only likes skinny people but if chocolate were a dietary supplement then everyone would love it and it would kinda be like a drug that everyone was on. but chocolate isnt a dietary suplement so there fore i can only eat it three times a day. just kidding! but really i would if i could. I wish there was a lake of choclate milk i could swim in, with a shower cap on of course because i wouldnt want chocolate in my hair because it might get sticky. but other wise i would love it. It would be the best ever and i would have floaty toys to play with in my chocolate lake and i would have a grand time. yay this class is almost over!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! only 6 more minutes of my life will be wasted talking about chocolate. and i have to work at 5 so i can go home and sleep for a bit and i havent eaten anything to day so maybe i will get some chocolate.

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