What If
I was a twin
there was an airplane in my house
there was cookies waiting at home for me
i had a brand new car
i won the lottery
i saw my mom today
i saw marena today
i went to the bahammas for spring break
 i went to mexico this summer
 i went to cabo this summer
there was a spider in my shoe
there was a spider on my head
there was a spider on my shirt
there was a spider on my bag
there was a spider in my car
 there was a spider in my lunch
there was a spider in my bed
i saw a camel
i saw a zebra
i saw a clown
i saw a bumble bee
i was a race car driver
i was a ballerina
i had a husband
i had ten pairs of socks
oh wait i do
i got a new pair of uggs
i went to a chinese restaurant and ate food
i went to a taco place and ordered a hamburger
i went to an italian restaurant and ordered sushi

What if i won the lottery? thats not really so far fetched since i buy scratch tickets at least theree times a week. If i won the lottery i would pay for all my college in advance and save money for books. then i would buy a new car. Then i would help my dad pay off his debt. Then i would buy my mom a reaalllllyyy niced necklace. tehn i would take all my family to cancun where i am of legal age to drink and i would get really drunk and party for two weeks straight. I might go see the Isle de Mujeres or la playa de tortuga. or maybe just relax on the beach in a hammock. I would stay at a really fancy resort where theres waiters waiting on you everywhere. then i would stay at a local hotel so i could absorb more of the culture. I would brush up on my spanish and have conversations with the merchants in the market place where i would buy hand crafted mexican jewlery to take home to all my friends. i would send my family back home after two weeks and stay at least another month myself before returning to iowa and going to school and not have to work during school and i could live in an apartment all by myself and have as many pets as i wanted because i would be able to pay all the pet deposits and i would have so much money i could even build my own house just to go to college in and then sell it when im finished and move to cancun and be a pharmasist and let my family visit when ever they want. I would have a jet ski and money cant make oyu happy but ive never seen a sad person on a jet ski so id be pretty darn close. I would also try and raise enough money to outlaw math in school. at least after you start adding the alphabet in because its ridiclouse and nobody needs to know how to find the area of a triangle. or know how to get the circumfrience of a circle or basically any geometry whatsoever because you will never use it in your life and you  will stress so much over it and still get bad grades and it will emotionally disturb you the rest of you life. or you will just sleep in class and the teacher will hate you so much he doesnt wanna see you next year so he passes you with a d. either of those optionarent very pleasant so if i won the lottery then math would be something i would try and get rid of.

what if i went to cancun this summer? It woul dbe awesome. Ive been looking at going for two weeks its only like 1200 dollars and i realllllllly want to do it but idk what my parents would say if i went by myself. I just want to go and speak spanish and drink and lay on the beach for two weeks and just walk around and see all the little shops and plaes to eat. it would be amazing!!!!!!!! The more i think about it the more i want to go. it might be fangerous to go alone since im a girl and all but i think if i stayed in the tourist areas and didnt go very far out of them without a guid it would be ok. Anywhere in mexico would probably be fun to go but i know people who have been to cancun and they loved it so i really want to go. i want to take spanish in college but its like with all my geneds i dont have time or maney to . i took three years iin hgighschool but the longer i dont use it the more im losing and it scares me that i spent three years learning something only to forget it and never use it again. Cancun woul dbe so fun especiallly because the drinking age is 18 and i woul dl ove just gooing into a bar and ordering a drink. i dont think they would even id me since the age is 18 and im 19 and i look 20. well people tell me i look older then 19 but someone ided me for lottery tickets the other day and made me feel like a child. it was really sad. i think the guy just wanted to know how old i was honestly and i told him i was hurt and he just laughed at me. I thought i was looking pretty cute to but apparently i looked like a highschooler. and ive been out of hoghschool fo r a year. I dont know what to write any more. this class should be like neglish it says english 101 but its more like writing 101 and it gets old doing it every single day. like come on why cant we read a book or learn about something. im just sitting here babbbling about what i want to do this summer and i could be home sleeping right now.

What if chocolate was a dietary supplement.. but deliciouse to? well i would be in heaven because i love choclate. my favorite thing though is choclate milk. and when i say choclate milk i mean half syrup half milk like its really dark because nobody wants beige choclate milk that looks like dust. they want rich dark chocolate coloredc milk. I would be super in shape because i would eat choclate with every meal and if it was good for me then it would make me healthy and i would love chocolate even more. society tells me not to like choclat ebecause it will make you fat because societly only likes skinny people but if chocolate were a dietary supplement then everyone would love it and it would kinda be like a drug that everyone was on. but chocolate isnt a dietary suplement so there fore i can only eat it three times a day. just kidding! but really i would if i could. I wish there was a lake of choclate milk i could swim in, with a shower cap on of course because i wouldnt want chocolate in my hair because it might get sticky. but other wise i would love it. It would be the best ever and i would have floaty toys to play with in my chocolate lake and i would have a grand time. yay this class is almost over!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! only 6 more minutes of my life will be wasted talking about chocolate. and i have to work at 5 so i can go home and sleep for a bit and i havent eaten anything to day so maybe i will get some chocolate.

I am terrified of spiders. They scare me more then anything else. Thier leggs are freaky and htey move in an unnatural way. when I see one my heart backflips and I run away screaming. I have used hair spray to freeze spiders before if ther wasnt anyone else home to kill it for me. once there was a spider living in the coner of my room on the ceiling and I wouldnt go in my room for an entire weeek unitl I was positive it was killed. theres a saying that says you eat threee spiders in your sleep during your life time and I think i would literally have a heart attack and die if i woke up to a spider in my mouth. just the thought of their creappy little bodies skittering across my bed is enough to make me shiver. big or small i hate spiders. fear is defined by spiders. if you look up fear in the dictionary then you will see a big picture of a nasty spider next to it. fear is irrational but fear of spiders isnt because they can killl you if they bite you so its totally ok to be fearful of them. also they can bite you and make your hand or arm swell up or whereever they bit you at. thats a pretty great reson to be scared of them. spiders in the dark are worse like if you see a spider and all of a sudden the power goes out, panic ensues!!!!!! thats like my worst nightmare. i would probabkly burn the house down to make sure the spider didnt get on me. one time i was in my dads truck and i have long hair but it ws up in a bun and i felt it touch my should and i brushed it off and the relization that my hair was on top of my head hit me and i slowly looked over and in the dim light i swear to god there was a spider about half the size of my hand sitting on the back of the seat and i immediat.ly start screaming and trying to get out of the two door truck and his girlfiend started screaming when i did and threw open the door good thing we had just parked at our apartment and she was scared because she said my scream was a spider scream and she knew right away what i was screaming about. and my dad had to find it and kill it and even my dad said it was a big spider because sometimes i think they are bigger then they really are.

big or small I hate spiders probably because they are just nasty. they eat bugs but so do bats so i wish all the bats would eat all the spiders. nobody would miss spiders except mayeb spiderman but hes not real so it doesnt matter. I once wasnt afraid of spiders i used to play with daddy long legs and pull their legs off, im not sure when my intense fear took root but if i had to guess it would be somewhere between third and fourth grade. i havent had anything particularly tramatizing that has happened to me with spiders. so i dont technically have a reason to be scared of them but they are the scariest hting god ever created. just the word spider freaks me out. just this past weekend i was at bible study and i was sitting on a couch and Jordan was looking at me and he was like youre not by chance afraid of spiders are you? justhose words were enought to send me flying across the room screaming and sure enough there had been a spider on the wal behind my head. I knew right when he said that somehow and i was out of there! no creepy crawly things are going to be crawling on me!! I would rather die by getting shot then have spiders crawl all over me. spiders ew who likes those? nobody. they are gross and hair and have 8 legs! who has eight legs? only spiders which is disgusting. MAYBE I WOUKLDNT MIND THEM SO MUCH IF they didnt have eight gross grimy legs. if they had four legs an looked like an ant or something maybe they wouldnt be so bad. also the fact that they seem to float in the air on their web is extremly frightning. their web is gross to like if i walk through a spider web even if there is no spider then i will freak out and feel like i need a shower. it seems to cling to you and you brush it away and it just sticks somewhere else and its so flexible you pull it and it just gets longer and doesnt come off. its unnaturla and gross. nothing about spiders is good. they could all die and the world would be better off. if i could find a way to kill all spiders besideds bomboing the world i would.

ant. i like the movie ants. its kind of sad how the wasps make them igve up all their food. but ehn the ants fight back and go to war with the wasps. the caterpiller is my favorite how he turns into a beautiful butterfly and everyone thinks hes beautiful when before he was just a fat old catterpillar. th lady bug is funny to bcause hes a man but hes a lady bug lol and he has a beard and i cant believe i just wrote lol but it was because i was literlally laughing out load so i think thats acceptable. well its my writing so i can say lol if i want to so ha! anyway back to ants...... hmmmmmm well i remember they stock piled a bunch of food and the wasps took it all which was really mean and a think a flood destroyed the rest of their stock pile for them. it was a pretty good movie but its been awhile since ive watched it so i dont remember all the deatils so im going to make up my own story. once upon a time there was a pony. he liked my little pony which was interestng because he was a boy and an actual pony. he wished his mane was blue and purple and that little girls would play with him and dress him up everyday. he was a a plain old beige pony until one day around easter time he saw some little girls decorating easter eggs and he ran over there and spilled all the colors on him self he ran to the pond to check his reflection and he couldnt believe how beautiful he was! he was blue and green and pink and rede and purle and orange! all the colors he had always dreamed about becoming. he pranced around the pasture and was very happy. im finally beautiful he thought,. now i will get alot of attention and everyone will be my friend and play with me! but that night the rain came and when the poor pony woke up in the morning his colors had washed away and he was just a beige old pony again. he was really sad. he thought for once i had goten my dream and then the cruel world took it from em. the moral of the story here is to not use semi permant hair dye. it will wash out and your hair will be faded and you wont be a pretty pony any more. so go get your hair professionaly done and pay the extra, it will last longer and you will be a pretty pony longer.

My first prom ever was super exciting. I had a smal group of my date and I and my best friend and her date. We had both just moved schools our junior year and had instantly bonded as the new girls. Not that it should matter but her date and boyfriend still to this day is black. The school we went to was rich white snobby farmers. The girls in this school thought if you didnt wear the hottest brands of jeans and wear the right shoes then you couldnt hang with them. it was a small school only about a hundred or so in my graduating class so there werent alot of friend options. SO my prom group was small but it had everyone in it I wanted. we went to the dance and we had a good time with our small group and a few other friendly acquaintances there and then we got ready for after prom. At after prom is when things got catty. Now understand my friend and I and her date were having a great time playing geames with ourselves minding our own business when we noticed a group of these bitchy snobs following us around. It was known that I ddint put up with any cattiness and I would flat out call a girl out and be like why are you being a bitch? so I went to the vending machine leaving my friend and her date alone and about 4 minute later im looking around for them and cant find them anywhere! finally I find my friend crying and her date is outside ready to leave. One of those bitchy girls had asked why she brought a niger to their prom. Long story short I dumped my energy drink all over this girl and it was awesome. She tried to hit me but didnt so it wasnt much of a fight but at Ballard it was considered a fight.

Last Night In Ames Iowa

My last night in Ames was bitter sweet. I had decided in a week to leave all my friends and my two jobs and most importantly my ex boy friend behind. I was moving to live with my dad in Missouri. I was losing the freedom of having my own apartment so my last night in ames was spent consuming large quantities of vodka and sunny d. It started off well I wore a really revealing outfit my ex would never have approved of and went to a party with one of his best friends there so I could be sure he would hear about my shenanigans, and danced and had a great time. then about one am hit and I fell down the stairs and my friends were like oh man shes done and proceeded to walk me across the street to my apartment.   I was walked across the street and put in bed and forgotten about. The next thing I know I am face down in the lawn of my apartment building with a small white dogg licking my face an a group of asians standing over me asking if im ok. One of them is on the phone with 911 and i hear them saying she is face down and wasnt moving. I try to get up and assure them I am alright but I only succeeded in turning over and flopping back down. From out of no where my roommate appears and is taking me back inside except the cops show up right about that time. The cops were super nice and didnt write me a ticket or anything. The nice officer helped me up three flights of stairs and tucked me into bed and told me to stay in bed and go to sleep. I did for alittle while, then I got this idea in my head that I needed to see my ex boyfriend right then!! I knew I couldnt drive so my next rational thought was Hey ill wall to where he is! so I set off down lincoln way which is comparable to sushine or battlefield here in springfield wearing underwear and no shoes determinded to find Brandon. Two nice young men saw me and walked me to their house as I couldnt remember the way back to my house and I woke up the next morning wearing very large sweats and sleeping on a strange persons couch. I felt like I had had a very strange dream, except it wasnt a dream.